Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Upper Jaw, Shmupper Jaw... You Weren't Using That, Were You?

Plenty of people have ripped this movie apart (see what I did there?!) and dismissed it as slapstick or a B-grade wannabe slasher flick. Since when is B-grade a bad thing?

You want a plot? Watch The Crying Game.

Cinematography? Lord of the Rings, son.

Give me, any day, something with a laughably low budget and an abundance of blood. Why spend money on silly things like story development and fancy filming locations when you can blow your whole cash wad on a prosthetic head like Adam Green must have done in his film Hatchet from 2006.

Shooting trespassers is sooooo yesterday. Screw a shotgun, Victor Crowley will rip your face off!


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