Well, If You Don't Want Somebody To Eat Your Fetus Then Stay Away From Those House Parties!

I remember the olden days before I had an X-Box that streams Netflix or a flashy new laptop... I would drag my boyfriend (EX-boyfriend, and thank the little baby Jesus for that) to Blockbuster and scour the shelves for crappy horror flicks, holding them up one after one while he would shake his head in disapproval and suggest some artsy-fartsy bullshit like Brazil.

Being that I am a bossy little bitch, I would veto pick after pick of his until he got so frustrated he would throw up his hands and say, "FINE. Whatever you want." And that is the story of how Steve Miller's Automaton Transfusion (2006) wound up in my DVD-player.

It ended up being complete crap and I received a much-deserved "I told you so." However--and this is a BIG however--, I can't bring myself to completely write off this movie since the following scene is one of my favorites of all time.

A high-school zombie busts into a house party and lurches towards a pregnant classmate. Epic-ness ensues when he punches through her stomach and rips out the fetus and EATS it! She stands, screaming, for a little longer than is realistic and crumples to the ground in a puddle of blood. And THAT, is how it's done.